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modified 4-Sep-24 5:58am.

Well, that note feels like "Mostly Harmless".

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I'm having mixed feelings about logic in the database, namely a stored procedure that uses a table-value function that uses a view. Confused | :confused:

The bad thing is...I wrote it! WTF | :WTF:

The good part is that it's out of the way, obfuscated, practically invisible. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

The bad part is that it's out of the way, obfuscated, practically invisible. Thumbs Down | :thumbsdown:

Sure I have version control, so it's no big deal but I'd rather just edit the codebehind and be done with it! Smile | :)

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"

Make it so.

Go Mets!

I've often cussed out the idiot that did something stupid only to use Git blame and find out that I'm the idiot $Shucks | :-\$

Hogan

kmoorevs wrote:
Sure I have version control,

I worked with a DBA and I wanted to look at the DDL. So I asked him where to find the code in "version control". He then asked "what is version control". A short conversation later I found out he did all of his work solely on the production database.

I have two I see on the regular. One is 3 and the other is 6.

The 3 year old wound up with some sort of delay in developing his speech - he understands everything. Just can't respond fully, and gets frustrated. He talks like he's in his early twos, but his vocabulary is much bigger in terms of what he understands.

My sister is a bit concerned, but I told her that something similar happened to me - hell I was reading before I could put together a reasonable sounding sentence - in order. She wouldn't know as she is 14 years my junior and we weren't raised together - I was adopted out at 2.

Anyway - oh man, the terrible threes are something else. He really doesn't like wearing pants! I mean, I've had those days too, but I can't recall needing to be in timeout over it. Laugh | :laugh:

The 6 year old is now a first grader. That's a rough age IMO, because it's all toilet jokes. At least my hubby got him into Captain Underpants stories. That will distract him. $Shucks | :-\$

hours of play dough flinging and making "slime" later and here we are. I thank the FSM my hubby is so good with kids, because I barely know what to do with myself around them at that age. I'm little-kid-stupid. I was a weird kid myself and didn't relate to most other kids even back when I was one.

I can't wait until they're teenagers. Teenagers I can handle and relate to pretty readily. I worked at a shelter for homeless teens for awhile. Couldn't afford to keep doing it, but I figured out that teenagers are my sweet spot, as far as kids go. I understand them. They're kids, but they're not mercurial. Basically anyone 15-25 - boys at least - I put in that same rough age category. Aspiring adults.

And no, a 22 year old guy isn't an adult. Have you ever dated one? Laugh | :laugh:

That's why I stuck with older guys when I was younger.

Anyway, regarding nephews. Y'all should get yourselves some. They're fun to spoil and jack up on sugar. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

honey the codewitch wrote:
Anyway, regarding nephews. Y'all should get yourselves some. They're fun to spoil and jack up on sugar.

And then you can give them back to your sister. Smile | :)

But of course. That's the best thing about other people's children. Big Grin | :-D

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.

I'm convinced teachers do this to parents at the end of each school semester with their in-classroom parties.

With a brand new extremely noisy toy.

Just has to be something along these lines.
Remote Controlled Fart Machine #2 with Boom Box Technology - 15 Realistic Sounds - Wireless with 100 ft Range[^]

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

I was thinking drum set, but that works too. Smile | :)

I've been told that you can tell people really hate you when they buy your kids a drum kit for their birthdays.

Kids those ages can be a barrel of fun - if one has the energy to keep up with them.

I used to be very close to one of my nephews. He was very miffed when I brought my fiancé to meet the family - suddenly I wasn't paying as much attention to him... Smile | :)

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.

I think that's part of it - is they have so much energy, and I struggle to stay awake after a meal, for example. Laugh | :laugh:

Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

In my case I was the nephew. My mom's only brother only married in his mid-30s.

But then as a teenaged boy I had a bit of a crush on her, so I didn't mind her so much. Smile | :)

You can visit, spoil em, pump full of sugar and leave. Works for me!

A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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An ethical pump and dump scheme? Big Grin | :-D

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.

Yep, grand kids love it, son not so much. Smile | :)

A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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You realize the reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they have a common adversary. Laugh | :laugh:

Hadn't thought of it that way.

A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Latest Article: EventAggregator

honey the codewitch wrote:
They're fun to spoil and jack up on sugar.

For some reason I think of Hansel and Gretel and the candy house Wink | ;)

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The 6 year old is now a first grader. That's a rough age IMO, because it's all toilet jokes. At least my hubby got him into Captain Underpants stories. That will distract him.

When he is a teeny bit older he is going to love this book https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-Butt-Went-Psycho/dp/0756956633[^] (verified also suitable for step-sons Smile | :)

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