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What's the difference between an introverted and an extroverted mathematician?
Well, the extroverted looks, while talking, on YOUR shoes! Wink | ;)

If you let choose a mathematician between a bread roll and eternal blissfulness, what does he take?
The bread roll of course! Nothing is better than eternal blissfulness - and a bread roll is better than nothing.

A man has married a female mathematician. He comes home, gives her bunch of roses and says "I love you!"
She takes the roses, throws them on the floor and kicks him out of their residence. What has he done wrong?
He should had said: "I love you, and only you!"

How many mathematicians do you need to change a light bulb?
- Just one, but 400 apply for the job Big Grin | :-D

Smile | :)

Regards,
Ingo

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