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Man you need a sense of humor.
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Everyone does.
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Prove it.
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Touché Ravi! Touché.
Jeremy Falcon
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Visual Studio Online is experiencing its second major outage in less than a month, with no current timetable for a fix. "Oh no, it's raining again"
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This happens when you try to "Put a square peg in a round hole" Microsoft might have thought like it provided Microsoft Word Online, it can also provide Microsoft Visual Studio Online.
But Visual Studio is a powerfull tool. It can't run in a Web Browser. Well unless you chop 80% of the requirements and dependencies of the software.
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Agreed, and with people living in VS, it's a bigger blip when it does (and it will) go down.
TTFN - Kent
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Yes, because it is a software designed for development purpose. It is not an Angry Birds game to work with browsers and run on 80MB Ram, the software requires a lot of memory and has many background threads that keep on running all the time.
Online version can never ever match the Offline version. Offline version is a killer, Online version, ummm no words!
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
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Have a look at the image below, http://s6.postimg.org/ldsktdzfl/Screenshot_194.png[^] how can Microsoft imagine to run a software program that takes twice as much memory as the web browser itself and then run it smoothly.
I don't really understand this!
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
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Bah, the only ones hurt are suckers.
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I prefer my clouds floating by high in the sky outside my window. Why anyone would trust doing software development with something that runs in "the cloud" is beyond me.
Marc
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I'm usually sitting with 3+ VS 2010 open and 1-2 WinDbg. The desktop machine crawls on one single thing.
Hint: try !sym noisy and see how long the PDB resolving takes.
VS *in* browser? I thought VS online is a some kind of remote desktop thing.
If it's in browser, then I won't use it.
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Last time I checked the VS online was rather azure version of TFS and not the IDE running in browser.
However reading the comments above I think the name can be somewhat misleading
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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That's what I thought too, but I was too lazy to confirm.
However (and as you point out): that really does show just how poorly they've explained (i.e. 'marketed') the product, if the first assumption of most people is that it's Visual Studio ... in the CLOUD, rather than TFS ... in the CLOUD. Perhaps they were worried what people would end up writing it TSFO.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: However (and as you point out): that really does show just how poorly they've explained (i.e. 'marketed') the product, if the first assumption of most people is that it's Visual Studio ... in the CLOUD, rather than TFS ... in the CLOUD. Perhaps they were worried what people would end up writing it TSFO.
I'd suggest that for a second version they add network management to the package; they could call it Team System Foundation Online Active Directory.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Come on Monaco. Don't let us down.
Wonde Tadesse
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DevOps is an invisible thread that runs through the entire process of IT, from the design of the software right out to the software running in production. Don't be the last on your block to join in on the shiny new bandwagon!
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There, you see: you must be in a moribund corporate culture.
Time to jazz things up with something new, EXCITING, and potentially disastrous (but bosses love it as they save on those expensive DBAs). If devops isn't your thing, maybe rewrite your most financially significant app in Node.js? Or perhaps you'd like to outsource your network to three guys in SF that just got funded by YC?
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: potentially disastrous
At best you make a lot of money, at worst you get a big tax write-off. Can't lose.
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